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"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 07/13/2018 at 10:50 • Filed to: TITAN!

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This morning I passed a Titan XD Platinum Reserve. Platinum Reserve sounds more like a high-end clear spirit than a vehicle trim.

“Yes sir, if you like fine tequila you may want to try the Mescalero Platinum Reserve. It’s on sale for $149 for the 750ml bottle with matching decanter.”

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 07/13/2018 at 10:53

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OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 07/13/2018 at 11:00

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I swear every Nissan Exec drives either one of these or the GTR. They’re like fleas around here. Huge, ugly, fleas.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 07/13/2018 at 11:03

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Not necessarily only clear spirits; this sounds like another tier of Johnnie Walker. 

His Stigness > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 07/13/2018 at 11:05

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Excuse me, Mr Nissan dealer, how many of these Platinum Reserves will be sold in the US? I’d like to get one and I’m hoping they’re not already sold out.

*slaps roof of the vehicle* This one right here?!? You don’t have to worry, there’s no limit on them.

Then why is it called platinum Reserve?

Because. 

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > His Stigness 07/13/2018 at 11:33

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*slaps roof of the vehicle* This bad boy can fit all of your oversized ego and imminent debt inside of it